Internet Goes to Town on Goofy Courtroom Sketch of Tom Brady and Company | News, Scores, Highlights, Stats, and Rumors

I turn my back on you guys for one minute, and you're out here meme-ing up a storm, making fun of Tom Brady and the poor artist tasked with sketching his likeness in court. 

You are something else, you know that?

To be fair, however, the art that emerged after Brady, his lawyers and Commissioner Roger Goodell appeared before a federal judge in New York on Wednesday was a bit, uh, raw.

Here are the sketches made of the scene cameras weren't allowed to record:

Les Miles @CoachLesMiles

For the record, I have been working on LSU football all day so this is not me but an imposter at Tom Brady hearing.

Ah, yes. Really captures the tension. It's amazing what you can do with a few crayons and a Denny's place mat.

Unfortunately, you people can't appreciate abstract art, and you all had to go and make jokes about it.

USA TODAY Sports @usatodaysports

Courtroom sketch artist has a hard time making Tom Brady look like Tom Brady:

SportsCenter @SportsCenter

Here's another courtroom sketch of Tom Brady from today's hearing. (Credit: Jane Rosenberg)

Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn

DeflateGate is turning into a real thriller

Mike Pfeil @mikeFAIL

@Pile_of_Derp wow had no idea the same artist who fixed up Ecce Homo did Ecce Brady

SB Nation @SBNation

The courtroom sketch artist really did nail Tom Brady's eyes though.

Chris Burke @ChrisBurkeNFL

And here's the sketch of Brady arriving in court.

Lana Berry @Lana

🎶all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces🎶

Hardy @hardy985

Here's a more professional sketch of Tom Brady in court today.

Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave

Here's a story Bout a QB named brady who was busy letting air out of his balls

BuzzFeed Sports @BuzzFeedSports

Tom Brady And The Deathly Hallows

Steve McPherson @steventurous

Dañ It's Pronounced Why-Ner @DanWeiner

@AGoot18

Wes Rand @wrand

@DanWeiner @AGoot18

Hector Diaz @iamHectorDiaz

Even LSU football head coach Les Miles piled on:

Jay King @ByJayKing

I had to step up my Brady Reek game:

OK, fine. I'm part of the problem:

Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

Tom Brady. Woof!

Les Miles @CoachLesMiles

For the record, I have been working on LSU football all day so this is not me but an imposter at Tom Brady hearing.

I'm ashamed. That is both mean and historically inaccurate.

It just goes to show that every time someone makes something beautiful and smudgy and kind of like a Dragon Ball Z spinoff in this world, we all have to go and tear it down. Nothing innocent can last.

I'm sorry, Riley Curry. Just know your Jelly Roll pen strokes are beautiful.