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Who Said It: Vanessa Lachey or Queen Charlotte?

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Andrew Mccoy

Published Apr 03, 2026

Netflix royalty has baby fever.

Elaborate weddings in rainy climates, overbearing mothers, anonymous sources leaking information … Love Is Blind and Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story are just two shows about Netflix royalty attempting to discern who’s making babies. Love Is Blind co-host Vanessa Lachey channeled some Queen Charlotte energy during the reality dating show’s not-so-live reunion, pressuring season four’s contestants to have children in much the same way Queen Charlotte (Golda Rosheuvel) goads her children to produce heirs of their own. Take our quiz to find out if you can tell the difference between Queen Vanessa Lachey and Queen Charlotte badgering people about babies.

Who Said It: Love Is Blind’s Vanessa Lachey or Queen Charlotte?

We give you a quote, you tell us which show it’s from.

“Brett and Tiffany, what are y’all thinking on the baby timeline?”
You’d have to be as wasted as Josh during Chelsea’s birthday party to get that one wrong. Were you pregaming with Josh before Chelsea’s birthday party? Brett and Tiffany’s names were in the quote!
“Make me a royal baby.”
A real queen is always direct. Nice job! C’mon, the word “royal” was right there. Head back to the pods.
“I am stating facts. The princesses have had no babies. The princes have had a record number of babies. Illegitimate whore babies.”
Another easy one. Look, Vanessa was bold during the reunion, but if she said, “Illegitimate whore babies,” it’d be front-page news.
“I thought you were going to tell me that you’re pregnant.”
It could’ve gone either way, but Vanessa was definitely more optimistic for the newlyweds than Queen Charlotte. Sorry, this was Queen Vanessa.
“And where are your babies?”
Ding ding! This came from the palace. Despite sounding like something Vanessa would say, this came from the palace.
“If that doesn’t make your ovaries burn, I don’t know.”
Yes, this nugget of gold could only be possible in an almost-live broadcast. A queen would never talk about her burning ovaries. Guards, take them away!
“I don’t want to ask if y’all are trying because that’s TMI.”
This is correct — and definitely TMI, Vanessa! Even though nothing is too TMI for the queen, this is wrong.
“You are doing it correctly? Making sure he’s putting it in the right place?”
Only a mother would be this direct. While this does sound like an out-of-pocket question from Vanessa Lachey, it was actually an out-of-pocket question from Queen Charlotte.
“When you do get kids, that foundation is what you’re going to fall back on.”
A tough one. The royals do need heirs to continue building their empire, but Vanessa Lachey is talking about relying on your relationship as empty nesters. While the royals do have to fall back on their children for the future of their empire, it was Vanessa Lachey who gave this advice to the newlyweds.
“I need the baby.”
If you didn’t get the message, Vanessa wants a Love Is Blind baby. Another toughie, as both women have shared the sentiment, but this was Vanessa verbatim. Who Said It: Vanessa Lachey or Queen Charlotte?